Desk Robots

Desk Buddies · the registry collection

Small machines that hold territory on a desk and earn it with personality. The load-bearing questions: subscription, cloud dependency, and whether it survives being ignored for a week.

• № 0005 Desk Buddies

  

  Loona DeskMate

  Collega vigilans

  PREORDER

  $299 (as of 2026-08-28)

  The defining specimen of 2026's 'embodied coworker' subcategory.

• № 0006 Desk Buddies

  

  EMO

  Gremlinus scrinii

  IN STOCK

  $279 (as of 2026-08-28)

  The robot people mean when they say 'desktop pet'.

• № 0007 Desk Buddies

  

  Eilik

  Socius offline

  IN STOCK

  $139.99 (as of 2026-08-28)

  The best first robot money can buy, and the safest gift in the registry.

• № 0008 Desk Buddies

  

  Vector 2.0

  Veteranus resurrectus

  IN STOCK

  $199.99 (as of 2026-08-28)

  A cult classic with a subscription asterisk and the best hacker story in the class.